robotfishes:

Wooo a really late day 5 because what a day…anyway.

As the son of a demon king, Arnold was expected to one day rule the Underworld. However, he never quite fit in with the rest of his family. He ventured on his own into the world of reality tv and won cycle 3 of The Underworld’s Next Top Model. He swears it has nothing to do with his status and everything to do with his impeccable style.

I… I’m feeling things for this sim that I shouldn’t be feeling…

things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

shespeakssimlish:

simmersweetstuff:

thewebcrawler:


  •  don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ!
  • I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it
  • oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now
  • why are you still alive, you’re like 102!
  • get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you?
  • no you cant have your shitty friend over after school
  • yeah – whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool
  • you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me
  • it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!
  • oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!
  • WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME
  •   woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?
  • who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills.
  •   I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad
  • stop listening to music and just go to bed! 
  • I don’t even know what language this is
  • when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby
  • um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?
  •   don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn
  • look at you, staring anxiously out the window – fucking paranoid nerd
  • aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck
  • guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
        before you jumped into it, huh?

😂😂

Lol!!!!! 😹😹😹

universalpicturesuk:

Ever wondered what your pets get up to when you’re not around? Find out in the new trailer for ‪#‎TheSecretlifeofPets‬

Coming soon to cinemas.

I AM SMILING AND LAUGHING LIKE A DUMBASS IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK, THIS LOOKS AMAAAAAZING.

Holy crap, the end hahahhahaha. I have to see this. I can tell already it’s gonna turn into one of my favourite films ever just from seeing this trailer.