Brigid: “Not that great to be quite honest.”Doctor: “Oh no, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the matter?”–
Brigid: “Well, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years kissing another girl right in front of me. I have no idea how long it’s been going on for but they looked very fucking cosy!”Doctor: “That’s awful!”
Brigid: “Doctor, hey! I didn’t expect to run into you here.”–
Doctor: “Brigid, hello. How are you doing tonight?”
Club Memo by @shysimblr.
Frank: “Well, that’s just the start, you’re gonna feel even better by the end of tonight. Go home, get changed – we’re going out to the club.”
Frank: “Who was that? And what were you sniggering about?”–
Brigid: “That’s the girl Wilson was cheating on me with. And I may have used my doctor position to make up a little lie to scare her. I really shouldn’t have, it was a horrible thing to do… But it felt so good.”
Feeling a little better already.
??: “WHAT!? How could he not tell me something like that!? But the other night, we… Oh my god, I’m going to die!!!”
??: “Oh, hey! You’re Wilson’s girlfriend. Sorry about the other day, men right? Haha.”–
Brigid: “Uhmm, yeah… Listen, I wasn’t going to say anything but since you at the very least kissed, Wilson has this very, very infectious disease and it spreads super quick and if you don’t see medical attention immediately there is a chance you could die… I’m a doctor, so I know what I’m talking about.”
Frank: “That’s unbelievable. Want me to beat him up? I’ll kick has ass, just say the word.”Brigid: “Let me think about it and I might just say yes. I’m going up for some food.”
Frank: “Right so, what exactly happened?”–
Brigid: “I caught him, Frank. I caught him kissing some other girl, right in front of me! And he told me just that morning he was too busy with work to see me! What the fuck??”
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